Don Young

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You are looking at Don Young, an example
of a failure of evolution, or, if you don’t
believe in evolution, living proof that God
has a sense of humor.  I write song lyrics.
If you look below, you’ll find some of my
lyrics that have not yet been set to the
right kind of music. Clicking on the title
will take you to the lyrics page.  I welcome
correspondence from composers, artists,
managers and producers.  Please click on
Contact to the left to email me. All my
lyrics are registered with the US Copyright
Office.

COMEDY

Church Goin’ Woman And Honky Tonk Man
Sophisticated Girl
She’s Too Good For Our Family
Vaseline Sally
Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven
Pretty Woman
A Bird That Can’t Fly
I Wouldn’t Touch Her With A Ten Foot Pole
God Don’t Want No Sour Pusses
Friend Or Lover
The President’s Song
I’m Not Worth Very Much
Trophy Wife
 

COUNTRY
 

River Boat Gambler
Poor White Trash
 

CHRISTIAN
 

Long Lonely Night
What Would Jesus Say
 

POP
 

Beautiful World
I Can’t Forget The Memory
Edge Of A Knife
Norma Jeane And Vickie Lynn
You Can’t Sing Jazz In Moose Jaw
Frankie Joe’s
Dance Of Love

 

 


She’s built low to the ground
   And that’s what I need
Built for dependability
   And not for speed

From:  Church Goin’ Woman


My kids are all stupid
   The wife’s ugly as sin
I should have known
   Not to marry my kin

From:  A Bird That Can’t Fly


A diamond on my pinkie
   And hundreds in a roll
I thought God couldn’t touch me
   Did I really have a soul

From:  River Boat Gambler


The doctor says, I’m not joking
   Looks like your wife was close to croaking
As it is her only sound
   Is a high pitched howl like a hound

From:  God Don’t Want No Sour Pusses


From down here our world looks green
   From space a beautiful blue
But we won’t see any colors
   When the air is CO2

From:  Beautiful World


She’ll tremble and make your temperature rise
   She’ll look at you with bloodshot eyes
She’s probably got malaria

From:  I Wouldn’t Touch Her With A Ten Foot Pole

 

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