The President's Song
 

People they always criticize
They say I do everything wrong
But I got elected twice
And that's the name of that song
Watch them sneak, plot and scheme
They think they'll impeach me soon
When I finally win this war
Then they'll sing a different tune

Oh, Woe is me
Oh, Woe is me
I'm tryin' to do the best I can
Why, Why can't you see
Oh, Woe is me
Oh, Woe is me
Don't you know I'm always right
Why, Why can't you see

All my guys are trying hard
With the pedal to the metal
What did he screw up today
So give that man a medal
They don't know what they're doing
But they are still my friends
They'll be going home real soon
Yeah, I hate to see it end

I had other followers
They said, Ain't this a trip
Now watch them scatter and run
Like scared rats leaving a ship
My vice president told me
I should get outta this place
But they say a bush in the hand
Is worth two shots in the face

People think I'm condescendin'
That's not a smirk, that's Texas grinnin'
Them other guys will give you a screwin'
My right hand knows what the left is doin'

  ©  2007 Don Young