Sophisticated Girl
 

She’s a sophisticated girl
She knows what Domingo sings
I’m a simple country boy
I don’t think about such things

I could see almost to Christmas
And the tan lines weren’t there
I hadn’t seen her nekkid
But she’d been nekkid somewhere

In the woods in Florida
There’s a nudist colony
It’s far off the beaten path
Where they run wild and free

I saw it on the internet
I thought it was a joke
I would have looked much closer
But my hard drive began to smoke

I didn’t want to go with her
I thought I might go blind
Even if I could stand it
I was worried about my behind

I know we live in modern times
I can’t be such a prude
If I just let my hair down
I can be a modern dude

After cranking up my courage
I decided to go with her
We packed our comb and toothbrush
And then we checked the weather

I tried hard to control myself
I think you know what I mean
We were as nekkid as jay birds
I can’t believe what I’ve seen

She’s a sophisticated girl
She knows what Domingo sings
I’m a simple country boy
I don’t think about such things

Well she looks good all over
And the tan lines aren’t there
Yes I have seen her nekkid
Even where there should be hair
 

©  2010 Don Young