She's Too Good For Our Family
 

I'm walkin' in high clover
My dreamin' days are over
I think I've found a true love that will last
I've got that funny feelin'
I feel my head a reelin'
It may be that I'm just passing gas

I found out she loves another
And what's worse it is my brother
I think that this just isn't right
Seeing that we are brothers
And if I had my druthers
I wish you would share and share alike

He said since we are brothers
And since I have no others
I think your request makes sense to me
So we asked her on the spot
She said absolutely not
She thinks she's too good for our family

You won't have to milk the cow
You won't have to pull the plow
You'll have it easy as can be
All you'll do is lie around
Eating ding dongs by the pound
We can all live in harmony

I said please pretty please
I got down upon my knees
It's a logical request can't you see
The family that plays together
Is the family that stays together
But she thinks she's too good for our family

Double your pleasure, double your fun
We've found a solution, son of a gun
He met Jan and I met Ann
You couldn't think of a better plan
It's a case where everyone wins
Cause Jan and Ann are identical twins
The family that plays together
Is the family that stays together
Jan and Ann are just right for our family

     ©  2007 Don Young