I Wouldn’t Touch Her With A Ten Foot Pole
 

She leaves her house on the sly
When she comes home the sun is high
I think she’s playing around
She’s got a rash that goes to her knees
And it hurts real bad when she pees
Sounds like gonorrhea

I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole
I can’t get a date to save my soul
But I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole

She’ll tremble and make your temperature rise
She’ll look at you with bloodshot eyes
She’s probably got malaria
All she wants to eat are pickles and sweets
She’s gained ten pounds in just three weeks
Must be another baby

I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole
You can touch her if that’s your goal
But I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole

People come to her house all the time
They keep talking about nickel and dime
I think she’s a dealer
She waves at sailors down by the dock
Even though her face would stop a clock
Did I say she’s playing around?

I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole
He said he’d touch her with a shorter pole
But I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole

   ©  2009 Don Young